The day when I made a mistake

*Blog author: ETO Boy (17 mths old)*

Today I overheard mummy chatting on the fone, and she was saying "Aiyo, sorry la... dun scold him le lor. He never pee on the floor before , how i know he pee on you so zun tio boh??... n its so looong ago liao ley"

So obvious lor.... the subject of the conversation must be ME! and the caller must be Angie ah yee....... :(

No wonder the adults always say, cannot make a mistake if not it will haunt you for life.
Now i finally believe it!! Sob Sob

***Eto looks up to the sky, with tears in his big round eyes and recalls***

Many many many months ago, Mummy invited all the Ah yeeS for a gathering at home.
After their dinner (which they didnt share with me), they were seated around the hall for a chit chat session while I was happily playing with Gor Gor and Miki.

Then hor who knows at such a bad timing I need to pee urgently. Haiz so mah fan, high tide le, cannot pee on the floor and toilet is a distance away.
At this moment, something caught my attention..



YES!! there is a tree, and a Big BLACK one.
(Weird rite?, but who cares, black or brown)

Yah yah, this is what i saw Gor Gor do before, raise his leg and pee on the tree, Mummy and Daddy will praise him after tat!

God is so kind to me, managed to find a tree during emergency like this...... Of cos, I run there at the speed of light! Pee cannot wait right, wait will fall sick de ley.

So i do what Gor Gor did, raise my hind leg and....... Release.........Ahhhh Shiok!
(expecting for praises & kisses )



Suddenly, there were screams from nowhere.. hmm what happen, got ghost eh???!
Before I knew it, I saw Gor Gor stun and staring at me from far ....and Ouucch!!!!!!
I got spanked on my pi pi

I look up, saw Mummy's angry face. I couldnt run... HELP HELP!


she splank me harder, twice this time asking why i pee on Angie???!!
WTH? Since when did I do that.... I reconfirm this time and to my horror the Big BLACK tree wasnt there anymore.......

Kwa Tio Kwee, the Big BLACK Tree has transformed into the beautiful Angie Ah yee


**who is always in black**

Her face was shock, stunned and disgusted, no longer in smiles!!

Angie Ah yee, I soompa I didnt do it on purpose, I was then young, naive and innocent!



PlS FORGIVE ME!!

Give me another chance to atone for my sin!
I promise not to pee on you,your bum or anywhere else..

I shall make up to you by sharing the delicious biscotti and muffins Mummy buy for me, on your next visit.


Sincerely sorry and waiting,

Eto Boy

Money No Enough - Part 3

Kaoz, I miss the days when I took taxi to and fro everywhere everyday until........... the hike in cab fare and on top of that -> 35% peak hr surcharge/CBD surcharge/ERP surcharge/mid-night charge & the latest diesel surcharge.
With all the ++, I suffer from the "Meter Syndrome" if there is a traffic jam somewhere in the PIE/CTE/KPE/ECP. My heartbeat will be in accordance with the jumping fare meter!

For the most obvious reason Taxi wasnt know as 240 anymore.
SAD SAD SAD

Now I could only restrict to morning cabs if Im late for work which is like a daily affair. After work, I will kwai kwai take mrt back home, soon i realise I hate to go home after work.

WHY??

BECAUSE every single day after work I'm trap in situation like this...SHIT

KNS, then i have to wait for the 3rd or 4th train before I can board the fucking Train. Not that Im tooo FAT okay,

but simply no space to squeezes my fat Arse in lor.

Finally when I got on, its another story...

As if wasting my time wasnt enough, I have to put with smelling some smelly Ah Neh armpits or in touch with sweaty Tees( Wooh Yucks!) like for the next 30mins all the way to Tampines. My fault for staying so far east, or my mom's fault that im born such a shorty!?

Then to solve my transports problems hor (dont want to smell armpits anymore), I started to learn driving and I did my sums. Even if i trade in all the cab fare for a car , the equation isnt 1+1=2. I got the misc to pay -> COE/Maintenance/Road Tax/Insurance/Parking @ home,malls & office (sibei siong for cbd/town area) and the

ULTIMATE KIllER

My "Meter Syndrome" will soon become "ERP Syndrome",

suffering a heart attack every time the

Bloody IU BEEP BEEP

How to bloddy afford a car like that?!

Who the hell introduced the Taxi Fare Hike & ERP????!

Tolong! can someone teach me how to survive in this Pay And Pay society mah?

Therefore, during my bo liao brainstorming session with myself,

I came up with an ingenious Idea to solve all the above problems!

That is back to basic.....If transport can be in this form

ME and the rest of YOU can save alot of $ lor.
Muahahahaha, smart boh?

But only if some Idiots dont start charging ERP on bicycles later on. *dangz*

TV Commercial #3

This is totally hurts Ouch Ouch..... and hilarious! I knew it cuz Im into acupuncture recently.

TV Commercial #2

Some spanish ads, the best actor award goes toooo......... tatah

The PUPPY!

Opps, Im think im guilty of this crime sometimes! Lucky my dogs didnt learn this trick yet!

TV Commercial #1

Watching Tv commercials is one of my favourite passtime (dont laugh ahh)since young , thanks to my mom. Hasnt got much toys in the past, so how did my mom keep me BUSY? Simple, switch on the TV ,have me seated right in front and start watching! So other than my fave program Sesame Street, the next will be TV commercials.

Seriously, TV commercials are very entertaining... dont believe me?? Watch IT!
This ads is from Thailand and its promoting the famous "Transvestite and ghostS".......kidding! Its about light bulbs.

Just for Laughs - Creative Signages

Purely for entertaining sake,

had a good laugh after this email from Irene.

Very good and cheap form of entertainment after work.

Just got to admit these are very creative.

Dog dials 911 to save owner

Chanced upon this piece of news, truly amazed by the intelligence of this German Shepherd named Buddy. Wish my dogs are this smart!

Article taken from stltoday.com PHOENIX -- "Man's best friend" doesn't go far enough for Buddy -- a German shepherd who remembered his training and saved his owner's life by calling 911 when the man had a seizure. And it's not the first time Buddy has been there for owner Joe Stalnaker, a police officer said Sunday.

On a recording of the 911 call Wednesday, Buddy is heard whimpering and barking after the dispatcher answers and repeatedly asks if the caller needs help. "Hello, this is 911. Hello ... Can you hear me? Is there somebody there you can give the phone to," says the dispatcher, Chris Trott.

Police were sent to Stalnaker's home, and after about three minutes Buddy is heard barking loudly when the officers arrived. Scottsdale police Sgt. Mark Clark said Stalnaker spent two days in a hospital and recovered from the seizure. "It's pretty incredible," Clark said. "Even the veteran dispatchers -- they haven't heard of anything like this."

Clark said police are dispatched whenever 911 is called, but that Stalnaker's address was flagged in Scottsdale's system with a notification that a trained assistance dog could call 911 when the owner was incapacitated. Clark said Stalnaker adopted Buddy at the age of 8 weeks from Michigan-based Paws with a Cause, which trains assistance dogs, and trained him to get the phone if he began to have seizure symptoms. Buddy, now 18 months old, is able press programmed buttons until a 911 operator is on the line, Clark said. Clark said Buddy has made two other 911 calls when Stalnaker was having seizures.

He said Stalnaker's seizures are the result of a head injury he suffered about 10 years ago during a military training exercise.