This morning Marina's MSN message was
"The fucker who finished the muruku and left a empty tin
for me..... you know who ur.....@@#@!!"
It so happen there is this loafer in her company
forever snacking on her food, while she is out or on leave.
She never got to know who this fucker is
and nobody knows who it it..
MUST BE HANTU lah (ghost!)
She doesnt mind sharing her food
But this fucker.. finish all the snacks in her drawer
leaving behind choc wrappers & empty containers
Oh yucks, doesnt this idiot know that will attract ants?
And please she is not your maid.. and you are not a kid
Dont you know how to clean up your own mess?!
Actually everyone of us have such 1 or 2 such loafers
around in our company.
Eat for free, use for free and even take for free!
But never once say thank you, offered to replenish or even share!
FUCK you all LOAFERS.. CHEAPO
Hope you get ulcers everyday!
Hahaha.. but not to worry! There is a solution to stop this pest!
This happen to emma's ex-colleg, who is also a trainer.
As trainers schedule are very packed.. very often they dont get fixed lunch break
most of the time, they probably have only 15mins if free time for quick lunch
So this trainer also will pre-packed her lunch and leave it at the pantry
so when she is free, she can have it quick and fast.
Then the most shitty things happen to her.
She open up the lunch box. It empty!
The freaking ASSHOLE finished her lunch and left a empty lunch box
for her to throw!
Sometimes, she even get empty Mac burger & fries box and half -empty COKE!
FUCKING hell... can you imagine how pissed she is?
She is the only female and these loafers who are fellow trainers
are living off her and leaving her empty boxes to clear.
It happen to her repeatedly and nobody is willing to admit
because of this, she got to go without lunch.
So 1 fine day she decided to do something
and true enough that loafer dare not touch her lunch anymore.
She wrote this on her lunch box with Marker pen
The FUCKER who ate my lunch will have
have zero for the month!
Which means, the asshole will have zero sales for the whole month
Trainers depend heavily on sales, if Zero for the month.. have to eat shit lor!
Smart eh!
Wahah.. I told Marina this
So she will also do the same.. put a note on her snacks area
Fucker who ate my snacks and left behind wrappers
will have diarrhoea for the whole month, 7 times a day!
In English and Tamil!
8 comments:
Haha. Happened 2 me before. Wat i did was i add a healthy dose of laxative in my food as bait. And the person who ran 2 the toilet several times tat day was the culprit.
wah lao Wick!!
u serious ar.... power man!!
wahah good.. i shall ask my frd to try.. but it happen when she is not around ley..
got show also cannot SEE!
Eh. Actually wick is short 4 wicked. Eye mo eye drop is very good laxative. Mix with coffee or coke, cannot taste the bitterness. I also sprinked my biscuits with my dog's urine as bait. And the first time i found them gone, i laughed till tears came. And then i topped up the biscuits again with urine. I think the fella eat quite a lot of my doggy urine biscuits.
OMG.......!!!!!
tat is really EVIL lor..
I laugh till wan to fall of the chair!!
Dog urine u also use... faintz
Ask your friend 2 mix some dog biscuits with her snacks and biscuits. Things i have mixed with food 2 feed my thief; my saliva, nose snot, fish food, dried worms, lizard shit, cockroach leg, dirt etc. Threw those pigs 2 steal food. May not see in person but made me happy the thief finish all my sabo food.
wahaha, I will show her this! Trust u to think of all this..
I bet she laugh like mad
Be creative. Dun get mad, get even. Not think only ok. Got really do one. Best additive is of course our spit and saliva. The thief eat already will listen 2 you.
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